Karl’s the bird

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[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[abalidoth]

Their primary diet consists of leaves of absence.

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[dreg-heap]

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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[coolguycy]

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

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[triviallytrue]

i'm a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can't imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane

[triviallytrue]

i listen to one of these relatively bland and inoffensive but nonetheless well-crafted pop songs and everyone around me demands that i proclaim it a masterpiece or artistically bankrupt or whatever. i just want to grill for god's sake

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[sexhaver]

god i love watching these train wrecks from a distance

[catboyinchief]

The update gets worse

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[identitty-dickruption]

body neutrality is NOT, "so long as you're happy and healthy, your body is a good body". it's about getting rid of the idea of a "good body" at all. it's saying that your body is A BODY, and having a body is a neutral feature of all humans. it's saying that specific bodies shouldn't be focussed on more than others, because all bodies are bodies

when you say "so long as you're happy and healthy", you're not actually helping. because. unless you've put in the hard work of deconstructing what you think "happiness" and "healthiness" look like, I can guarantee "happy and healthy" is just going to loop back to ableism and fatphobia

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[purusims]

i'll be brave for the both of us!!

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[zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll]

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

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[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

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[dear-ao3]

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[lavenderfoxboy]

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children's/teen fiction#and people would have been like 'it's kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I'll read it to the kids'#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she's driven HP into the fucking earth

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[okropnosc]

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[gerardwayoftheday]

today is monday, august 7, 2023. start your week off right and enjoy your gerard way of the day.

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[chavdog]

excellent work 🤷

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[godstiel]

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them